{"product_id":"snarky-tea-towel-i-dont-cook-but-i-like-to-stir-the-pot-funny-kitchen-dish-towel","title":"Snarky Tea Towel — \"I Don't Cook But I Like to Stir the Pot\" Funny Kitchen Dish Towel","description":"Bright, cheerful kitchen tea towel that brings playful personality to everyday cooking moments. Soft pink background with a bold, hand-lettered message—\"I Don’t Cook But I Like to Stir the Pot\"—surrounded by whimsical hearts, a wooden spoon, whisk, and a little simmering pot over stylized flames. It hangs easily on a rack or oven handle and adds a splash of color and humor while staying useful: lightweight, hemmed edges, and a single-sided print that keeps the design crisp. Choose cotton for a lighter, more absorbent feel, or polyester for vivid colors and lasting stretch. This towel lives where friends gather, recipes are swapped, and laughter bubbles up—perfect for those who love a little sass with their kitchen chores.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Two material choices: cotton twill for absorbency or polyester for durability and vibrant sublimation printing.\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 18\" × 30\" (45.72cm × 76.2cm) with hemmed edges for longevity.\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight, single-sided print with bright, crisp colors using DTG (cotton) or sublimation (polyester).\u003cbr\u003e- Playful, hand-lettered design with kitchen-themed icons (whisk, spoon, pot) on a soft pink background.\u003cbr\u003e- Easy to hang and use daily: decorative yet functional for wiping, drying, or dressing up an oven handle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cotton Twill \/ 18\" × 30\"","offer_id":49096190492907,"sku":"11221163563622203111","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0444\/0506\/3836\/files\/1984436939817184708_2048.jpg?v=1784762329","url":"https:\/\/cmhgoods.com\/products\/snarky-tea-towel-i-dont-cook-but-i-like-to-stir-the-pot-funny-kitchen-dish-towel","provider":"CMHome","version":"1.0","type":"link"}